Slice Of Soap Caption Competition 12


Hello and welcome to today’s edition of A Slice Of Soap. Well soapsters, it was another fun week of the Slice Of Soap Caption Competition. We had some really funny responses. Thank you all for your brilliant suggestions. They were all great but the Gus Smith Seal Of Approval can only go to one person. Here we go…

"Well don’t just stand there… get a crane!"

Congratulations to Chris. You are this week’s recipient of The Gus Smith Seal Of Approval. And here he is…

This week’s picture features Jay from EastEnders, and as usual he’s up to no good. I’m sure you all know the rules by now. Just leave a funny caption (keep it clean, no swearing or it will be deleted) by clicking ‘add a comment’. The winner will be announced next Friday. You can enter as many times as you like. I’ll kick off with my contribution… The caption I’ve come up with is:

 “ I wonder where Aunty Peg keeps her lipstick?”

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80 Responses to Slice Of Soap Caption Competition 12

  1. Jacqueline says:

    Jay, are you sure this colour suits me?

  2. andy says:

    Bonjour says phil in a thick french accent

  3. Andrea ღ 'CouldntCareLess' says:

    "I think I should\’ve gone with red"

  4. Sharmin says:

    hmm….that\’s just perfect

  5. Tim says:

    Phil Manchu has "Surprised eye brows" waxed.

  6. Rebecca says:

    "Gok Wan eat your heart out…"

  7. Pauline says:

    I think I\’ll draw hares on Phils head. It might look like hair!

  8. ju says:

    do i look drunk in these new glasses?

  9. sarah says:

    any one got a sharpner ?

  10. jane says:

    i joined the dots, just as peggy told me!!

  11. norma says:

    keep that camera rolling….we\’ll get 250 quid for this from You\’ve Been Framed

  12. Katie says:

    Just one last bit Phil and your Hitler transformation will be complete.

  13. Rob says:

    Who\’s Idea was this Dads Army theme party anyway? I dont want to be Captain Mainwaring, I prefered Pike.

  14. Unknown says:

    jay: sorry phil, you should\’ve gone to specsavers!

  15. Unknown says:

    "You stupid boy"

  16. Been says:

    Phil- \’\’mmmmm, i wonder if i\’ll get more of shirley if i had a hitler tache and HP\’s glasses\’\’

  17. Debbie says:

    Right thats Penfold sorted who wants to be Dangermouse!

  18. jennifer says:

    the \’Real\’ Mr Potato Head

  19. Maggie says:

    Jay\’s method of suicide was a cowardly one

  20. sarah says:

    only blonde hair blue eyes here m8 srry ginger ur out!!

  21. Pat says:

    Well the make-up didn\’t work, so it will have to be Lourdes!

  22. deb says:

    This disguise will help you hide from Heather… ….. don\’t want to have to pay child support!!!!

  23. Soap Blogger says:

    One more entry:audrey stevens wrote: I wanted to do pin the tail on the donkey …….. but hey … pointless!!!!!!!

  24. Unknown says:

    jay: "this is how you make an alcoholic, revolting, fat piece of crap look half intelligent!"

  25. xX Aliya Xx says:

    Cor! I can finally see the resemblance between you and your son!

  26. Kathryn says:

    " \’ere Jay – stop pluckin\’ abaht . . ."

  27. Marcus says:

    Jay decides to help Phil put on his beer goggles again…… out Shirl!

  28. Holly says:

    "that will teach ya to upset the mother of my kid! luv ya Hev!"

  29. vince says:

    i knew he was Capt George Mainwaring of dads army ?

  30. varaidzo says:

    "Hey I Thought Piarots Of The Carribian Was Just A FilmGuess I was Wrong Ey !!!!!!! "

  31. kat says:

    oh no this is perminant pen……I will need to make out phil did this to himself….

  32. joy says:

    Cor Phil, you look a right 2/8!!

  33. Steve says:

    Ben, you wanted to know what you would look like when you were older?….

  34. jacqueline says:

    well inspector clueso,uve got the look,now can u use youre brain to find out who the father off heathers baby is?

  35. jacqueline says:

    thats great jay lad,ill close my eyes now,just make sure u can see me mascra and eyeshadow under them glasses.

  36. jonila says:

    Hmm no this cant be right i\’m supposed to make him look different,he looks exactly the same!

  37. jonila says:

    ooo he looks better than usual, if I were a woman then "MEOW"

  38. Skywoody says:

    "I\’m glad I brung me sarnies, I have to do his hair now"

  39. Skywoody says:

    "It\’s the Monopoly guy, thanks for the free parking"

  40. Skywoody says:

    "Now for the horns"

  41. LESLEY says:

    Suits you sir!

  42. sandra says:

    just putting the finishing touches on mr potato head………………………………

  43. Darren says:

    Well is this what Harry Potter will look like in 30 years?

  44. Jason says:

    Once you "pop", you can\’t stop!

  45. Unknown says:

    he should have gone to specsavers

  46. Michelle says:

    at least phil will wakes up with 2 glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  47. Michelle says:

    phils new look……its great…well done jay

  48. Melissa says:

    Jay thinks Phil is making a "spectacle" of himself!

  49. jhtrhsthg says:

    "Can you tell what it is yet?"

  50. Iain says:

    Jay\’s attempt at a faux Faberge Egg turned out decidedly more Mr Potato Head.

  51. Iain says:

    Phil\’s going to have a long session at the tattoo removal clinic!

  52. Iain says:

    Dartagnon, wake up! you\’ve been sleeping for so long you\’ve gone bald and turned into a fat slob!

  53. Iain says:

    Knock, knock…..Just as i thought….solid wood.

  54. carol says:

    \’thats done now il start on his face\’

  55. James says:

    suits you phil

  56. catherine says:

    i\’m sure hes been on 10 years younger!

  57. sherry says:

    "Oy Tan ow much do we charge for a facial here at Booty?"

  58. sherry says:


  59. wyn says:

    oh no ! cut backs in the props department !!

  60. jane says:

    oh no! you caught me ,i told phil i\’d keep it a secret, he has been leading a double life as poroit

  61. Tracy says:

    This is gonna run out if I have to give him hair as well

  62. christine says:

    oh no he still doesnt look human.

  63. Michelle - Ian says:

    You can be Laurel then I just need to draw Hardy…………….

  64. Christine says:

    This will help him make a spectical of himself

  65. Lorraine says:

    Hold still and close your eyes if you want me to do your eyeliner properly!!

  66. Unknown says:

    Phil, I don\’t think this will work. There\’s no hiding from Shirl.

  67. Sue says:

    didnt , know he look so much like his dad

  68. Unknown says:

    Jay – "Phil, are you sure they said you looked like a banker?"

  69. cindy says:

    now tis is wot a mitchel reall looks lik

  70. kelly says:

    those eyebrows really do need to be plucked, now hold still

  71. Brian says:

    should av went to specs avers phil

  72. Brian says:

    an one day phil, when youve finished squandering money on the happy juice, you can save up your pennies and buy lenses for these fine goggles.

  73. Brian says:

    I can see it now phil, on yer eadstone, ere lies phil mitchel "stiff at last".

  74. Brian says:

    brings a whole new meaning to the term, "pen pal" dont it phil.

  75. Eva says:

    BBC take the cutbacks one step further…with two characters for the price of one.

  76. kelly says:

    harry potter in 40 yrs

  77. Ernie says:

    Blackened character – Phil, having had his fill!!

  78. Ernie says:

    \’Eastender on a bender – Jay\’s the offender – Ernie\’s the sender\’

  79. Ernie says:

    \’Don\’t tell him when you begin Philming\’!

  80. Ernie says:

    \’Anaesthesia takes effect – areas for face-lift are marked out – Phil Macavities\’!

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