Hello and welcome to today’s edition of A Slice Of Soap. Well soapsters, it was another fun week of the Slice Of Soap Caption Competition. We had some really funny responses. Thank you all for your brilliant suggestions. They were all great but the Gus Smith Seal Of Approval can only go to one person. Here we go…
"Well don’t just stand there… get a crane!"
Congratulations to Chris. You are this week’s recipient of The Gus Smith Seal Of Approval. And here he is…
This week’s picture features Jay from EastEnders, and as usual he’s up to no good. I’m sure you all know the rules by now. Just leave a funny caption (keep it clean, no swearing or it will be deleted) by clicking ‘add a comment’. The winner will be announced next Friday. You can enter as many times as you like. I’ll kick off with my contribution… The caption I’ve come up with is:
“ I wonder where Aunty Peg keeps her lipstick?”
That’s it for now. Join me again on Tuesday for more soap news and gossip. Got a comment about your favourite soap, this blog or anything else? Share it with me here.
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Jay, are you sure this colour suits me?
Bonjour says phil in a thick french accent
"I think I should\’ve gone with red"
hmm….that\’s just perfect
Phil Manchu has "Surprised eye brows" waxed.
"Gok Wan eat your heart out…"
I think I\’ll draw hares on Phils head. It might look like hair!
do i look drunk in these new glasses?
any one got a sharpner ?
i joined the dots, just as peggy told me!!
keep that camera rolling….we\’ll get 250 quid for this from You\’ve Been Framed
Just one last bit Phil and your Hitler transformation will be complete.
Who\’s Idea was this Dads Army theme party anyway? I dont want to be Captain Mainwaring, I prefered Pike.
jay: sorry phil, you should\’ve gone to specsavers!
"You stupid boy"
Phil- \’\’mmmmm, i wonder if i\’ll get more of shirley if i had a hitler tache and HP\’s glasses\’\’
Right thats Penfold sorted who wants to be Dangermouse!
the \’Real\’ Mr Potato Head
Jay\’s method of suicide was a cowardly one
only blonde hair blue eyes here m8 srry ginger ur out!!
Well the make-up didn\’t work, so it will have to be Lourdes!
This disguise will help you hide from Heather… ….. don\’t want to have to pay child support!!!!
One more entry:audrey stevens wrote: I wanted to do pin the tail on the donkey …….. but hey … pointless!!!!!!!
jay: "this is how you make an alcoholic, revolting, fat piece of crap look half intelligent!"
Cor! I can finally see the resemblance between you and your son!
" \’ere Jay – stop pluckin\’ abaht . . ."
Jay decides to help Phil put on his beer goggles again……..watch out Shirl!
"that will teach ya to upset the mother of my kid! luv ya Hev!"
i knew he was Capt George Mainwaring of dads army ?
"Hey I Thought Piarots Of The Carribian Was Just A FilmGuess I was Wrong Ey !!!!!!! "
oh no this is perminant pen……I will need to make out phil did this to himself….
Cor Phil, you look a right 2/8!!
Ben, you wanted to know what you would look like when you were older?….
well inspector clueso,uve got the look,now can u use youre brain to find out who the father off heathers baby is?
thats great jay lad,ill close my eyes now,just make sure u can see me mascra and eyeshadow under them glasses.
Hmm no this cant be right i\’m supposed to make him look different,he looks exactly the same!
ooo he looks better than usual, if I were a woman then "MEOW"
"I\’m glad I brung me sarnies, I have to do his hair now"
"It\’s the Monopoly guy, thanks for the free parking"
"Now for the horns"
Suits you sir!
just putting the finishing touches on mr potato head………………………………
Well is this what Harry Potter will look like in 30 years?
Once you "pop", you can\’t stop!
he should have gone to specsavers
at least phil will wakes up with 2 glasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
phils new look……its great…well done jay
Jay thinks Phil is making a "spectacle" of himself!
"Can you tell what it is yet?"
Jay\’s attempt at a faux Faberge Egg turned out decidedly more Mr Potato Head.
Phil\’s going to have a long session at the tattoo removal clinic!
Dartagnon, wake up! you\’ve been sleeping for so long you\’ve gone bald and turned into a fat slob!
Knock, knock…..Just as i thought….solid wood.
\’thats done now il start on his face\’
suits you phil
i\’m sure hes been on 10 years younger!
"Oy Tan ow much do we charge for a facial here at Booty?"
DON\’T PANIC MR MAINWARING!!!
oh no ! cut backs in the props department !!
oh no! you caught me ,i told phil i\’d keep it a secret, he has been leading a double life as poroit
This is gonna run out if I have to give him hair as well
oh no he still doesnt look human.
You can be Laurel then I just need to draw Hardy…………….
This will help him make a spectical of himself
Hold still and close your eyes if you want me to do your eyeliner properly!!
Phil, I don\’t think this will work. There\’s no hiding from Shirl.
didnt , know he look so much like his dad
Jay – "Phil, are you sure they said you looked like a banker?"
now tis is wot a mitchel reall looks lik
those eyebrows really do need to be plucked, now hold still
should av went to specs avers phil
an one day phil, when youve finished squandering money on the happy juice, you can save up your pennies and buy lenses for these fine goggles.
I can see it now phil, on yer eadstone, ere lies phil mitchel "stiff at last".
brings a whole new meaning to the term, "pen pal" dont it phil.
BBC take the cutbacks one step further…with two characters for the price of one.
harry potter in 40 yrs
Blackened character – Phil, having had his fill!!
\’Eastender on a bender – Jay\’s the offender – Ernie\’s the sender\’
\’Don\’t tell him when you begin Philming\’!
\’Anaesthesia takes effect – areas for face-lift are marked out – Phil Macavities\’!