Hello and welcome to today’s edition of A Slice Of Soap. Well soapsters, it was another fun week of the Slice Of Soap Caption Competition. We had some really funny responses. Thank you all for your brilliant suggestions. They were all great but the Gus Smith Seal Of Approval can only go to one person. Here we go…
“Who says I’m a fire breathing dragon …..”
Congratulations to Cindy Horsfall. You are this week’s recipients of The Gus Smith Seal Of Approval. And here he is…
This week’s picture features the cast of EastEnders. I’m sure you all know the rules by now. Just leave a funny caption (keep it clean, no swearing or it will be deleted) by adding a comment. The winner will be announced next Friday. You can enter as many times as you like. I’ll kick off with my contribution… The caption I’ve come up with is:
“You’d be laughing too Beale, if you knew who the father of Heather’s baby is!”
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"2 kings, a not-so-newborn baby, a fat Mary, a mystery father, and a runaway woman…yeah…the perfect cast."
And the Bafta goes to ……………………. Eddie Large, for his portrayal of Mary with the baby Jesus !!
Sorry I thought you said we were doing Oliver
and Ricky says "the phone lines are now closed,,,,..and in no particular order, going through to the next round of the Xmas Factor is……………"
no it was not me it was the baby
Cut backs show at Westminster Abbey nativity play.
and the winner of this years most ludicrous storyline is………….
The D. N. A. results have just been released and yes, I am the father.
How Much are We Getting Paid For This?
"At least some of us tried to Dress for the part"
my god ian did you have to pass wind in here.
And where are we going to find a wise man let alone three?
Now we know who the Father is, it\’s a pity it wasn\’t an immaculate conception!!
Blimey, I can see why she\’s a Virgin mother!
It\’s alright Ian, you don\’t have to give gold, frankincense and myrrh are much cheaper alternatives, you tight git!
It\’s alright Ian, you don\’t have to give gold, frankincense and myrrh are much cheaper alternatives, Mr Scrooge!
Riiiiccckkkkkkkyyyyyyy, it was\’nt me i swear.
if thats baby Jesus, then I am King Herod!
And a partridge in a pear treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
"He\’s behind you!"
mmmm which one shall i choose to father my second child
mmmm, Rickyyyyyyyy!!! bring me a Big Mac instead of murrh.
I think we need to get Jeremy Kyle to do a DNA test to find the real father ,or a psychiatrist .
In the name of the father, and of the son… and of the holy ghost!
Ricky: Ian, if you do not remove your hand from my nether region I will set heather on you!
I think we\’re going to need a bigger donkey this year 😛
Darren was shocked after having a word with the Angel Gabriel regarding Heather\’s pregnancy.
(Janes dissaproving look on her face)."Heather stop shifting the blame, either that was you or baby George"
the D.N.A. results are just in , I am the father !!
And I thought Darren was barren
"Ricky, I\’ll take the silly grin off your face when I tell you that I killed Archie and that the murder weapon is in the blanket!. Darren and I have agreed that Jane and Ian are going to raise our baby George when I serve a life sentence for the crime that pays!!!"
"And the name drawn out the hat to be George\’s dad is………"
"Sorry guys, plays cancelled, Hev ate Joseph!!!"
Everyone watching the nativity was shocked to discover that Mary wasn\’t actually a virgin at all.
and the angel dirty den appeared n said u can,t blame me this time
An the DNA results are in…
The cheery smile was wearing thin , when would he realise the results were upside down.
Beale says \’\’All money raised gose to a rich man\’\’And Hev just spotted a ice cream van
They were so stupid , they had nt realised Beale had died of shock 4 hours ealier.
Darren was in shock after The Angel Gabriel told him about how baby George was conceived
Darren was in shock after The Angel Gabriel told him about how baby George was conceived…and how it wasn\’t a miracle after all.
It was hard finding a third wise man in Walford…
Ian: "How much do you think postal gold would give us for this gold Jane?"
(ricky) Parp! ahhh haha wonder if they can smell it???
heather to ian, is that mince piesyou got in that tin
Heather has set her sights on who she wants to father her next baby, watch out Ricky!
It\’s We Three KINGS..Ricky!!! Christian\’s on holiday !!!!
What do you think you are doing now Ian?
this is no time for a whip round ian the finger buffet after is free
See!! I told you three stooges I could read proper scripts.