Hello and welcome to today’s edition of A Slice Of Soap.
Hey soapsters – can you believe that Nick Cotton, played by actor John Altman, is set to return to EastEnders this Christmas? The return of one of Albert Square’s best loved villains…nasty Nick Cotton. I’m stunned. This can only mean good things for the show’s ratings cos we all know that when nasty Nick’s around it can only mean one thing…TROUBLE! Yeah, that’s the way it’s always been with Nick, Dot Branning’s wayward son, and some thing’s just never change.
So, what do we know about John Altman’s character? Well, Nick Cotton appeared in the very first episode of EastEnders way back in 1985 and caused a scandal by murdering both Reg Cox and then Eddie Royal. Did nasty Nick stop there? No, of course not. Who can forget the time when he tried to poison his poor old ‘ma’, Dot? Beyond redemption – that’s Nick, despite devout Christian Dot’s best efforts. What has she ever done to hurt anyone? Alright, some fans will point to the Dot special – the one-woman-episode of ‘Enders that aired early on this year and lost the show nearly one million viewers (where was Nick when he was needed most eh?) but apart from that, Dot’s always been a good, law abiding, over-righteous, chain-smoking, pillar of Albert Square.
Anyway, back to our little trip down memory lane; the last time Nick was living in Albert Square, Dot disowned him when she realised the death of Nick’s son Ashley, her grandson, was his fault. If you can recall, Nick had been desperate to get his own back on Mark Fowler and was so determined to hurt him that he cut the brakes on his motorbike – but unfortunately it was Ashley who took the fatal bike ride.
So, what’s EastEnders’ villain of villains been up to since 2001? Well, unlike your typical sophisticated East End criminal, he hasn’t exactly been living the good life in a villa in Spain somewhere (no…Nick ain’t that clever). For the past few years, Nick’s been living at Her Majesty’s Pleasure for drug-related offences (see, a leopard can’t change its spots can it? Or can it?).
Anyway, actor John Altman speaking about his return to EastEnders said: "After an absence of seven years I am thrilled to return to Albert Square, the BBC have always given me great storylines as Nick Cotton and I look forward to seeing if Nick will once again spread fear and loathing throughout the Square!" Diederick Santer, EastEnders executive producer, said: "Nick Cotton is an EastEnders legend. His complex relationship with Dot, his criminal tendencies, and his addiction to heroin, violence, and everything else that’s bad have made him one of the show’s best-remembered and best-loved villains."
All I can say is that the return of Nick Cotton couldn’t come at a better time for EastEnders. With the imminent departure of bad boy Sean ‘Shout’ Slater and the possible shooting of either Max or Jack Branning, Albert Square will be in desperate need of a real pantomime-like villain, and they don’t come much better than nasty Nick Cotton.
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