Who Shopped Chelsea and Deano?

 
Hello Soapsters, welcome to another slice of soap. Let’s get to it… 
I don’t know about you, but I’m still recovering from last night’s episode of EastEnders. This Patrickgate stuff is providing more twists and turns than a ride at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. When Patrick ‘nuh man’ Trueman was hit over the head all those weeks ago, who’d have thought it would lead to this web of lies and deceit?
 
Think about it for a moment…Sean ‘shout!’ Slater is languishing in prison over a crime he
did not commit. Deano’s been beaten senseless and is now being blackmailed by Ian Beale’s little brat of a daughter Lucy – it just goes to show there’s nothing you can’t do with MP3 players these days.
 
Meanwhile Kevin/Parklife! Phil has also been drawn into the web of lies by destroying vital police evidence. Well it certainly wasn’t chestnuts he was roasting over that fire on Tuesday night was it? So the question remains…how on earth did the police get to find out about Deano and Chelsea? Well, I’ve got a few theories as to who could have shopped them to the police.
The number one suspect has got to be Carly because she’s been wrestling with her conscience ever since she found out that Deano and Chelsea had set up her bloke Sean ‘shout!’ Slater. Somehow though, I don’t think that she could live with herself if she was responsible for getting Deano sent down and in any case, that would be far too predictable for us highly discerning Soap viewers.
Could it have been Kevin Wicks? Maybe, just maybe, there’s a possibility it wasn’t the CCTV footage that we saw going up in flames on Tuesday night. Perhaps he swapped it for some old video that he’d been meaning to return to Blockbusters. Or maybe he was just getting his revenge on scrubber Shirley by burning her collection of dodgy old ‘adult’ videos…you just don’t know do you?
What about when Chelsea got mugged? You know, when she just happened to have the CCTV tape in her handbag ‘cos that’s the kind of stuff ladies carry innit? Mascara, lippy, eyeliner…CCTV footage. Perhaps the mugger watched the video, thought it was some old uncut never-before-seen footage of ‘Shaft’ (you diggit) and decided to make illegal pirate copies which somehow ended up in the hands of Customs and Excise. Hhence the police get to find out that Deano and Chelsea have been lying all along. Anything is possible when it comes to the EastEnders these days. I wouldn’t be surprised if the writers pen Bin Laden as the culprit.  
 
Soap News: Ah the luxury of having friends in high places. Hollyoaks heartthrob Benjamin Hart is swapping grey, rainy England for sunny, scorching Australia. He’s set to join the cast of Neighbours, thanks to pal Dannii Minogue (she who is the jack of all trades, but master of none). Can a British actor make it in a foreign soap? As long as he’s not over-hyped, he might do well. It’s a subject we’ll take a closer look at after he’s made a few appearances. Read more about this story here.
Soap News: One of these days, I’m going to count exactly how many soap stars have appeared in police drama The Bill. Yet another one will turn up there: your friend and mine, Sid Owen. Otherwise known as Rick-aaayyyyyyyy! He will make a guest appearance later this year. Back in the day, I used to watch and admire The Bill. It was a gritty series and had great characters in it like Sergeant Bob Cryer (Eric Richard), WPC/Sgt June Ackland (Trudie Goodwin), DI Roy Galloway (John Salthouse), DS Frank Burnside (Christopher Ellison), DC ‘Tosh’ Lines (Kevin Lloyd), DC/PC Jim Carver (Mark Wingett) etc. It’s not worth watching now. Probably why they’re having Sid Owen in it. Read more about this story here.
 
Gus Watch:
Our mild-mannered road sweeper is busy sweeping the streets of Walford when suddenly he sees flames coming from a dustbin. Our hero downs his broom, rushes over to the blazing inferno and rescues the semi-conscious CCTV tape. In vain, he tries to give it mouth-to-tape resuscitation but the CCTV knows it’s usless. Its parting words to Gus are: "Gus…old buddy..(splutter, splutter splutter)…Chelsea and Deano are lying… Tell the police!" Completely and utterly ridiculous but what else do you expect me to say when, once again, Gus did nothing useful on EastEnders this week.
 
That’s it for now. See you all on Monday with a preview of the week’s action in all the main soaps. Got a comment about your favourite soap, this blog or anything else? Share it with me here.
 
Ms Bubbles
MSN’s Eye On Soaps

 

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3 Responses to Who Shopped Chelsea and Deano?

  1. Rosina says:

     Bet it was Lucy, after her phone ran out all she had was 999 calls only so she rang the police an told them where they could find the real mugger and then she would be able to go home. easy eh

  2. Deborah says:

    do you people not watch the full story line carly said as she was saying goodbye that she had made a copy of the video  

  3. Unknown says:

    if you dont want people to tell any one or dob you in then dont tell any one or body thatt way it stays just in your brain so dont say anything to other ppeople that is all i can say and you should know better that you carnt trust any one only yourself  

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